Ant Annihilator Gifts

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Mind-Fullness

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Nervous Oral Testing

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Flies up the ante!

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"These door hinges squeak."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Ants stealing from the picnic.