Annoyance Annihilator Gifts

'Fly'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

'Damned tourists.'

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

Accounts: Kill Bills.

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

I brought a little ice breaker.'

"Please, sir - I have to pay off my student loans!"

"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

'Do me a favour-stop saying 'Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite'!'

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."

"What goes around comes around more annoying."

Human Cull: People who do a slow breast stroke in the fast swimming lane.

'I know you're listening to me Jimmy...I can hear you grinding your teeth.'

"'Stop kvetching'? Would you actually deny me my one remaining pleasure!"

"I'm clearing all my offline notifications."

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