Anxiety Abaters Gifts

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Nervous Student

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"I need a gap year."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"I feel we're making progress."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Executive Panic Room.

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Concern Chart

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"I'm just a little on edge because I have this constant fear of something horrible about to happen."