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"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Nervous Student

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I need a gap year."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I feel we're making progress."

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Executive Panic Room.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Concern Chart

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"I'm just a little on edge because I have this constant fear of something horrible about to happen."