Anxiety Busters T-Shirts

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

In and Out Tray

Nervous Oral Testing

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Stressed over time management

Torn-Off Mouse.