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"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

'I'm worried about my breathing.'

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

Arms-race-phobia.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

"Sometimes I get a little freaked out when I think about who's been touching this keyboard recently."

'We finally got an anti-theft safe for all of our most valuable curios. . . so if you want to view them, just ask Burl or me.'

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Mind-Fullness

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Meat Grinder

Nervous Oral Testing

Fittd shēt

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'