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Mind-Fullness

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

Nervous Oral Testing

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Flu vaccine.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Free-Floating Anxiety

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Your stress is stress-related.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Nervous Student

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Pencil eraser."

'You have a fauxbia.'