Anxiety Annihilator Gifts

Mind-Fullness

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

Nervous Oral Testing

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"But what if this is all there is?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

Nervous Student

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'You have a fauxbia.'