Ant Wrangler Gifts

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

King kong 5 G.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Fish don't like worms.

Cow Pilot.

Dissectum Paniculata

Flies up the ante!

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"