Atom Wrangler Gifts

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The First Martian Dog.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Cow Pilot.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Zoom Rodeos