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"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

King kong 5 G.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

Cow Pilot.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Flies up the ante!

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."