Anger Wrangler T-Shirts

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Teacher said the C's she put face up indicate slight improvement.

Targeted opponent

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'Objection, overruled. I'm going to allow that intentional brushback. But I'm warning you, counselor, you're treading on thin ice.'

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Desk Bins: With Me/Against Me/Sly Ones.

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

'I love my cowboy, but gee does he stink: He only has a bath once a year...'

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."