Anger Wrangler T-Shirts

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

Teacher said the C's she put face up indicate slight improvement.

Targeted opponent

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'Objection, overruled. I'm going to allow that intentional brushback. But I'm warning you, counselor, you're treading on thin ice.'

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Desk Bins: With Me/Against Me/Sly Ones.

'I love my cowboy, but gee does he stink: He only has a bath once a year...'