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There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

The Baby Walker

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

The First Day Back

The nonprofit dog fight.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'