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The nonprofit dog fight.

'The End Of My Grant Is Near.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Distance to avoid contagion

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Claw machine vaccine.

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."