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"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

The nonprofit dog fight.

Why you must go to work

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

The Specimen Hunter

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Moon, June...'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"