Monster Wrangler Gifts

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

And the ability to handle the catch is essential.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Cow Pilot.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

Two robots are playing table football.

The Specimen Hunter

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."