Machine Wrangler Gifts

"Kick the machine"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Cow Pilot.

The First Day Back

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Toastquest!

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."