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"Kick the machine"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

The First Martian Dog.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Cow Pilot.

The First Day Back

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Toastquest!

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'