Debt Diver Pillows

'This loan will put you in debt over your head, but you do get a free snorkel.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Fries and kids

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Eurobonds Explained.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

What comes after a trillion

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

It was an impulse buy.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Euro crisis bailout.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I'm push come to shove. . .'