Debt Diver Pillows

'This loan will put you in debt over your head, but you do get a free snorkel.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Fries and kids

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Eurobonds Explained.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

What comes after a trillion

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

It was an impulse buy.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

In the red

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Euro crisis bailout.

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!