Debt Deep-divers Pillows

50 lb. Credit Cards

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'The Questioner'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

Student Debt

Angst - Zeitgeist.

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Buy now... pay later

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

Euro-Meltdown

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

"That's fathering."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!