National Debt Deep Diver Pillows

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Stress.

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

Euro-Meltdown

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Kitchen chef

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

'Don't jump, McWit. Six countries just repaid their loans.'

"Sergio, I know you let me borrow some money last year...and I appreciate it."

'Any chance of a bailout?'

'My balloon mortgage blew up in my face!'

Well, I'm not leaving.

Ran out of money.

"It's nice to know that you are able to live within your means but, as your financial advisor, I must point out that you're doing so by borrowing money."

'Money's so tight these days, it's harder to get into debt than out of it.'

All sizzle and no roast

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

'Somehow, I consolidated all my debts into a ten-year sentence!'

"Good news! - I've just finished paying back my student loan...."

'This loan will put you in debt over your head, but you do get a free snorkel.'