Debt Delver Pillows

"Your mother and I have taken on too much debt. We need you to give up the condo and move back in with us."

'I started with nothing but my bare hands. Now I owe the bank £80,000.'

'Is our debt big enough yet for a bail-out?'

College Debt.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

In the red

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Dreaming pets.

Buy now... pay later

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"No ham in this, I hope?"