Fish Gifts

'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'

Cat drinking fish bowl water.

'I'm warning you guys -- I've got herpes!'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"Look who's moved in next door."

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

0% of the students in this school can find USA on a map.

"My name's Bob and I drink like a fish."

Catfish

'Mercury levels were found to be high in canned tuna. Here with the story is...'

'You're on Keith. Break a Fin!'

"You really took Muffy and Scott and Todd down to the lake and let them go...honest? Have you got a note or something from them so I could be sure?"

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."

Fish bowl 3 "Good heavens it's Albert, my long lost brother"

"I'm a big fan of The Little River Band!"

'Tropical Fish', and 'Topical Fish'.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

A cat not getting its sleeve wet...

How do fish get to work?

Extra bubbles

Making a mess of fish.

'Care for a snack?'

The Red Cat: Catastrophe/Brain Food/Comic Relief.

What do you fancy?

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I'm letting Tiddles choose her own!"

'We got to fight 'Em Over There...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

When to back off...

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'