Fish Fact Finder Gifts

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Fishing sign.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Loud mouth bass.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"