Fish Identification Gifts

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Fishing sign.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Leak in the fish tank.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Chicken soup for the sole.

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).