Film Financier Gifts

Financing Nemo

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Great Chinese Dynasties

Benedict Cumberbatch

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

No-Work Orange

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Horror movies

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Housekeeping?!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."