Playful Financier Gifts

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

At The Clown Bank.

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

Magnifying the Euro

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

"on the contrary, the fund's performance has been quite good when viewed in dog's years."

Investments: We have organic and gluten-free stocks.

"I did it for the money."

You're £500 overdrawn. Only kidding, but the shock cured your hiccups!

'My investment portfolio is a mixed bag. It's performing well but it lacks panache.'

"Relax, Eddie. Our research division says the fundamentals look good."

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Stock Tips: $5 - 'What not to buy'

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'

"Never sell your hotels and try to choose the tiny hat."

Bricklayer Gets Rubber Check

"No, you can't pay in camels -but we do accept goldfish!"

'So what if we're in the best preschool? How can we go anywhere in life if we don't yet have maxed out credit cards?'

"Can Billy come out and compete in the global economy?"