Playful Financial Planner Gifts

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

They grow up so fast. So we're already money away for bail.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

School Trip To The Beach

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"Yeah, yeah, you can do a nice mating-dance, but I need to see a bank statement..."

Sadie, you've refused for a decade to discuss your finances with me. That's fine. But we should make provisions in case something … in case … Tell me nothing will ever happen to us!!! Part of every death planning session is a glimpse into the raw terror of it all. We'll live to argue forever, Snookums.

'I'd say my client's position was more agitated than distressed.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Growing old gracefully ... But frantically trying to keep in step with the cost of living!'

Baby Boomers vote

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

He's been frozen like this since he looked at our 401(k) last week.

"I'm worried we haven't gathered enough for our retirement."

Acme Crazy Straws

"No, we're going to see a financial advisor, we can't be flippant about our retirement money."