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"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

School Trip To The Beach

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

"Yeah, yeah, you can do a nice mating-dance, but I need to see a bank statement..."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'I'd say my client's position was more agitated than distressed.'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'Growing old gracefully ... But frantically trying to keep in step with the cost of living!'

Baby Boomers vote

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

"I'm worried we haven't gathered enough for our retirement."

"No, we're going to see a financial advisor, we can't be flippant about our retirement money."

Acme Crazy Straws

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"