Financially Playful Gifts

'You're very cute but your account is overdrawn - Ok, what the heck...?

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"That was a rumor day."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

Bookkeeping Club

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Masochism for stockholders.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

At The Clown Bank.

Canine Bank and Trust. I'd like my account to roll over. I'll go fetch it.

Looks like another hostile takeover...

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"