Financially Adventurous Gifts

'-and what happens if I'm as little late with a payment?'

"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"

'I'm sorry. I couldn't think of any other way to pay my mortgage.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Dow's up!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"It covers up all the debt."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

'He's chasing the market.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Economic

Grexit

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'