Financial Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

"AI could make the art, but tax evasion is a lot more fun when someone else is involved."

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Time to buy.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Dow's up!"

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

The Bullish World

Clever pitbulls.

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."