Financial Adventurers Gifts

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Dow's up!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

365 Lemonade Stand

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Self-employed.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

The Day Trader

"It covers up all the debt."

The Bullish World

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Man with a Plan