Financial Adventurers Prints

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Dow's up!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

365 Lemonade Stand

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

Self-employed.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The Day Trader

The Bullish World

"It covers up all the debt."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."