Financial Adventures Gifts

'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"That was a rumor day."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Bookkeeping Club

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

Masochism for stockholders.

Stock market ups and downs.

Canine Bank and Trust. I'd like my account to roll over. I'll go fetch it.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"