Financial Escapades Gifts

'It's a smart bailiff who finds us here!'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

'After reaching new heights, the stock market closed early due to an oubreak of acrophobia.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

'You overpaid, but it's not enough to cover the 'Overpayment Surcharge Tax'.'

"Our bills are getting too high."

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

It's a joint loan, but don't tell my husband.

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''