'M'Lud, the fourth defendant is unable to be with us, but I have his testimony from Rio de Janeiro...'
Financial Escape Artist Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the financial escape artist? Our collection features creative and funny items that celebrate the pursuit of financial independence and the clever art of escaping the 9-5 grind. Ideal for entrepreneurs, freelancers, or anyone who enjoys financial planning with a humorous twist.
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
Just don't let the old man get you down.
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine
Dreaming of Holidays.
'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'
Imagine there's no office...
Cut and Run
Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.
Prisoner Crossing
A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard
GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues
'We don't keep cash on the premises.'
As you like it - One way of catching fish
"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."
Ever thought of early retirement?
'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'
"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."
"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."
'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'
'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'
"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."
"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."
"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."
Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.
'I was just wondering how much longer I'll be working in the bowels?'
'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'
MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE
"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."
"See any help wanted signs?"
"I want a vacation. I'd like to drink somewhere else."
Financial Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Financial Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the financial escape artist. Find designs that bring humor and cleverness to your morning coffee routine.
Financial Escape Artist Pillows
Discover pillows featuring witty designs for the financial escape artist. Brighten up their space with humor about financial independence.
Financial Escape Artist Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate the clever escape artist in everyone. Ideal for inspiring and amusing those on their journey to financial freedom.
Financial Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts made for the creative financial escapist. Perfect for showcasing their love of financial freedom with humor and style.