Financial Escape Artist T-Shirts

'M'Lud, the fourth defendant is unable to be with us, but I have his testimony from Rio de Janeiro...'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Imagine there's no office...

Cut and Run

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Prisoner Crossing

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

Ever thought of early retirement?

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'I was just wondering how much longer I'll be working in the bowels?'

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

"See any help wanted signs?"

"I want a vacation. I'd like to drink somewhere else."