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Gotta talk. You look shaken. I was visited by Christmas ghosts who warned me about the dangers of my frugal ways. I've got to change. I've got to figure out a way to hide my behavior from ghosts. I'll give you a nickel to fashion me a costume. Armstrong 1, Ghosts 0.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
"Thank god we're out of the city."
Fox hunting.
"FREEDOM!!!"
Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Tsunami Evac Route
Prisoner Crossing
'Step on it, Larry.'
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