Budget Artist T-Shirts

'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'

'I told you not to buy those cheap tattoo kits.'

Low budget Christo copycats.

"We only got six days of funding."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Crap others threw out

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

I get my ideas on sale...

Fire in the global economy.

Budget reaction.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

Art Guidelines

Budget cure

Where Mom used to take you.

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

Stay at home

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

"A rental was cheaper than a bathroom remodel."

A third of London Practice Premises Have Been Identified As Substandard.

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."

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