Budget Artist Pillows

'I told you not to buy those cheap tattoo kits.'

Low budget Christo copycats.

"We only got six days of funding."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Budget reaction.

I get my ideas on sale...

Fire in the global economy.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

Art Guidelines

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

Where Mom used to take you.

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

Stay at home

Budget cure

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"A rental was cheaper than a bathroom remodel."

A third of London Practice Premises Have Been Identified As Substandard.

Wallpapering.

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."

Make Your Own

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."