Budget Fashionist Pillows

Budget Toupee

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

The Walk of Shame

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Electricity Bills

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Bad times for retirees.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Where Mom used to take you.

'I knew it was going to cost me when I noticed the mahogany tongue depressor'

Budget cure

Affordable housing

Stay at home

Low income vampires.

Vogue Trader

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

School Supplies and Small Loans.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Budget Recliner

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

". . .and the money we save on glassware, we pass on to you."

Bargain Hunter

'Do you have to bring your take-home pay home with you?'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

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