Budget Stylist Pillows

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

The Walk of Shame

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

Budget cure

Stay at home

Where Mom used to take you.

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Homeless man offering haircutting services.

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

'I like my wine the way I like my prescriptions - generic.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

"I think I found something in our price range!"

"Can't afford the headset so I'm wearing my eyeglasses case."

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'Joyce, remember those cheap bulbs you bought?'

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

"Can you perform a large-scale miracle on a parlor trick budget?"