Budget Stylist Mugs

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

The Walk of Shame

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

Where Mom used to take you.

Budget cure

Stay at home

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Homeless man offering haircutting services.

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

"I think I found something in our price range!"

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

"Can't afford the headset so I'm wearing my eyeglasses case."

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

'I like my wine the way I like my prescriptions - generic.'

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'