Budget-conscious Creator T-Shirts

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

I get my ideas on sale...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Budget Opticians.

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

The cost of Halloween.

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"It's a minimalist production-after we paid for the venue we couldn't afford a set."

"... And thanks to Henderson's brilliant idea to economize on heating costs, he's saved the company hundreds of pounds!"

'The School District wants a new bond issue — their DVD players are wearing out.'

'What's the point of spending twenty bucks to buy a frame to display my first dollar?'

"As part of our attempt to save £22 billion in future Nurse Partridge will be stewing your medication from twigs and pigeon vomit!"

The Stimulus.

I'm going to prescribe a less expensive generic placebo.

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

"I could have bought the steaks you asked for...but then I remembered the kids will be starting college in only 7 or 8 years!"