Money-minded Artist T-Shirts

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"We only got six days of funding."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

Art Guidelines

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

The Euro Enthusiasts Ensemble

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

"My accountant says I'm going through the five stages of denial about my financial situation."

Money Hog

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

"The big money is in development? Now you tell me?"

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

"Retirement plan? Nobody here makes enough to afford to retire."

'I'm leaving you because you know the price of everything and the value of nothing.'

"I don't mean to minimize your problems. That's not how I make my dough."

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

'That's the first Dollar I ever made -- I'm thinking of converting it to Euros.'

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

Low budget Christo copycats.

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

The First $ I ever worshipped.

"It's a minimalist production-after we paid for the venue we couldn't afford a set."

"Our business is all about change. A penny here, a nickel there...it adds up."