The home mortgage 100 metre dash.
Debt Escape Artist Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for someone who’s always finding a way out of debt? Our creative collection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints blend humor with charm, perfect for the debt escape artist who loves to keep things light and lively. Celebrate their resourcefulness and witty attitude with a gift that’s as clever as they are.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
Just don't let the old man get you down.
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Chairmen of the Bored
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Debt Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Debt Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our full range of witty mugs perfect for the debt escape artist—humorous designs to start their day with a smile.
Debt Escape Artist Pillows
Find quirky pillows that add humor and style to any space, perfect for the debt escape artist who loves a good laugh.
Debt Escape Artist Prints
Browse our collection of fun prints to celebrate the art of debt dodging—unique decor for the clever and witty.
Debt Escape Artist T-Shirts
Discover humorous t-shirts that celebrate the debt escape artist’s clever spirit—great for casual wear and making a statement.