Financial Escapades Prints

'It's a smart bailiff who finds us here!'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

'After reaching new heights, the stock market closed early due to an oubreak of acrophobia.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

'You overpaid, but it's not enough to cover the 'Overpayment Surcharge Tax'.'

"Our bills are getting too high."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

It's a joint loan, but don't tell my husband.

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'