Financial Escapade Enthusiast T-Shirts

"AI could make the art, but tax evasion is a lot more fun when someone else is involved."

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Time to buy.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Dow's up!"

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

Clever pitbulls.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

The Bullish World

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market