Financial Adventurer T-Shirts

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

The economy dragging engineers along a roller-coaster.

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Sitting on risk.

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

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"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."

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Scouting for bank acquisitions.

When accountants turn feral.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

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Psycho Sam's Stocks & Bonds.

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

The Danger of Gambling

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'Your pen, your phone and while you're at it, loan me your car.'

'It's not a game called 'Illegally Transferring Funds'. It's what I'm doing...illegally transferring funds.'

"For years I moved happily & successfully from one extravagant business failure to another..."

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'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

'I'm sorry, Sir. Your money has been squandered in high risk hedge funds.'

Man convincing a friend to pay his bills

"I take it this is your first car loan."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."